Poor Dennis Hastert. He picked the wrong country to get born into.
1. He picked a Puritan state in a Puritan country with a higher age of consent than any European country, save Ireland, Cyprus and Turkey.
2. He picked a country where (according to Politico) the GOP cares so little for the lives of blacks and gays that it won’t lift a finger to stop a needle/HIV epidemic until it starts hitting Red State voters.
3. He picked a country where the Dems think it’s a crime to frequently withdraw $5000 in cash from your own bank account, and use the cash for perfectly legal activities.
4. He picked a country where voters have so much faith in law enforcement that they make it a crime to lie to police, even to cover up an embarrassing personal scandal.
5. He picked a country where people are obsessed over any sex where there is a “power imbalance.”
PS. Attention commenters; I’m offering no editorial comment, just describing things as they are. If you don’t like the post, don’t blame me, change America.